"PushToStart" (pushtostart)
11/29/2014 at 14:01 • Filed to: None
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"PushToStart" (pushtostart)
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With the announcement of drivers Max Verstappen and Carlos Sainz Jr., Toro Rosso also disclosed the plan for their driver lineup for the future, beginning in 2016.
Because STR has a tradition of hiring drivers that are as young as possible, (see: Verstappen, 17 and Sainz Jr., 20) , they have announced that for the 2016 season onwards, they will exclusively hire pregnant women as drivers of their Formula 1 cars. The women will pilot the cars while receiving instruction from very talented and highly trained fetuses that the Red Bull driving program has hand selected. The FIA has yet to comment on this strategy, although I suspect Bernie Ecclestone will be a bit skeptical since he doesn't believe that !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
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Stef Schrader
> PushToStart
11/29/2014 at 15:45 |
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HA. 20 doesn't seem all that young anymore, but I see what you did there. Nice.
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PushToStart
> Stef Schrader
11/29/2014 at 16:05 |
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Yeah, 20 isn't too ridiculous, but it's still pretty young. Just think about this though: legally, in the US, they couldn't even drink the podium champagne (if STR somehow finished on the podium again).
Btw, I read your article in Autoweek a few days ago. It was a very good read!